December 2010
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Coach: How do you spell fired up!?!
Girls: FU!!
Shawn: Not really....
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Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It’s pretty cool. You can like,...
– Seth Cohen
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Your Mother is God?
Emily: Were you on the phone?
Richard: Long distance.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London.
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: My mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God?
Richard: Lorelai...
Lorelai: So, God is a woman.
Richard: Lorelai.
Lorelai: And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna totally ask for favors.
Richard: Make her stop.
Rory: Oh, that I could.
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I bet you don’t, you’re...
– Lucy, While You Were Sleeping (1995)
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I (heart) VMars
Veronica: Butters?
Butters: Butters is the name of the weak loser suck-up on South Park. Butters implies soft and fat.
Veronica: But oh, so delicious...
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i love…loooove….joseph gordon levitt. this was entertaining.
Happy Chrismukkah
Seth: So, what’s it gonna be? You want your Menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?
Ryan: Uh…
Seth: Don’t worry about it, buddy, because in this house you don’t have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call…Chrismukkah.
10 Things I Hate About You
Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
I love SC (not santa claus)
Seth: So what's the GP, RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan: You're just using initials now?
Seth: Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth: Good point.
Everything has beauty
but not everyone sees it.
– Chinese Proverb
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1. A very exotic type of female. She has a mystery to her which people love. She...
– The definition of Autumn on urbandictionary.com…
seems pretty accurate to me…
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Sometimes, the last thing you want comes in first,
Sometimes, the frist thing...
– Aqualung “Strange and Beautiful”
At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running...
– One Tree Hill
I created the greatest superholiday known to mankind.
– Seth Cohen on Chrismukkah
There’s more to see than can ever be seen
More to do than can ever be...
– The Lion King
Greasers will still be greasers and Socs will still be Socs. Sometimes I think...
– S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders
A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were...
– Jodi Picoult (Nineteen Minutes)
A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were...
– Jodi Picoult (Nineteen Minutes)
Eric: Everything costs money. Gas. Food. Parties. Fun.
Kelso: Dates. Dates cost money.
Fez: No, Kelso, that is prostitution.
Greasers will still be greasers and Socs will still be Socs. Sometimes I think...
– S.E. Hinton, The Outsiders
All teenagers knew this was true. The process of growing up was nothing more...
– Jodi Picoult (The Tenth Circle)
I’m so screwed. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When I...
– Seth Cohen
Patrick: I'm mad.
SpongeBob: What's the matter, Patrick?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead.
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