February 2011
55 posts
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“Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with...”
– Lemony Snicket
January 2011
77 posts
wwiao: Since MTV has been advertising Tumblr, we... →
stonedelk:
foodformatt:
nataliethinksyourcute:
kaleidoscopic-eyes:
padackles-candycane:
whykillshit:
samueldhall:
bluntsboozeandbones:
butseriouslywhatisthis:
Reblog, they are coming…
Or just something like 5T4S so they have no clue what we are talking…
Kitten Cannon...a great way to waste time. →
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“I’ve been up and I’ve been down
I’ve always got my head in the clouds
Hoping...”
– The Boys Least Likely To
Gilmore Girls
DEAN: Oh, and go with their bits.
MAX: Their bits?
DEAN: Yeah, like, if you're eating pizza with them and Lorelai decides that the pepperoni is angry at the mushrooms because the mushrooms have an attitude and then she holds up a pepperoni and the pepperoni asks for your opinion...don't just laugh. Answer the pepperoni.
MAX: Answer the pepperoni...
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
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“I always skip wednesdays.”
– Tim Riggins
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“But then they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my...”
– Milton
Karen: So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask someone why they're white.
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“If I could kill someone with my mind right now, it would be you.”
– Tipper, ‘What Happens In Vegas’
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“In fairy tales, when the mask came off, the handsome prince still loved the...”
– – Jodi Picoult, Nineteen Minutes
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Wallace: Oh, you don't even want to mess with me on that today. I just about murked my mom's lazy no-rent-paying tenant this afternoon.
Veronica: That guy is sleazy. So I hope murked means something bad.
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“The problem with befriending the leader of a motorcycle gang is that at the end...”
– Veronica Mars
“Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.”
– Captain Jack Sparrow
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“And look over there in the corner; is that Mick Jagger? No, it’s a fat kid...”
– Stefon
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Mr. Clemmons: Logan, can I have a word?
Logan: Anthropomorphic, all yours big guy.
