If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
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when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’
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who the fuck designed this though
like how am I now supposed to get a chipmunk voice without giving spiderman a fucking blowjob huH
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